Greeting Cards

Say it with science! From facts and puns to heartfealt messages, we've got a *nerdy* card for you.
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      Freak in the Spreadsheets - Blank Greeting Card
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      snarky definition greeting card with a bright geometric background that says biologist
      Biologist Snarky Definition - Blank Greeting Card
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a Space theme
      Not Flat Greeting Card
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      dna greeting card with a picture of dna that says you are the adenine to my thymine
      Adenine and Thymine - DNA Blank Greeting Card
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      WTF is that?! (microscope) - Blank Greeting Card
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a snarky Doctor Definition
      Doctor Snarky Definition - Greeting Card
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      Mu Cats - Blank Greeting Card
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      Square Roots - Math Greeting Card
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a snarky Programmer Definition
      Programmer Snarky Definition - Greeting Card
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      biochemistry greeting card with a picture of the molecular structure of oxytocin and the chemical formula
      Oxytocin Molecular Structure - Biochemistry Greeting Card
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      Uranus is Full of Gas - Blank Greeting Card
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      PHD Lifecycle Graduation - Blank Greeting Card
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      postcard with an illustration of a cat knocking a beaker off a counter
      Mischievous Cat - Postcard
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      It's Going Tibia Okay - Blank Greeting Card
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      This birthday card says "You're Not Old. You're Retro." and shows a cassette tape, floppy disc, VHS, and old phone.
      You're Not Old. You're Retro. - Birthday Greeting Card
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      dinosaur valentines day greeting card that says you make my heart saur
      You Make My Heart Saur - Anniversary Blank Greeting Card
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a Neurology theme
      You Leave Me Speechless Greeting Card
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      Love Phases - Blank Greeting Card
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      chemistry pun card with balloons labeled as he he he for helium
      He He He Helium Balloons - Chemistry Birthday Blank Greeting Card
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      Research - Blank Greeting Card
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a snarky Economist Definition
      Economist Snarky Definition - Greeting Card
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      this snarky math greeting card has green text that explains how fuckery can be mathematical
      Mathematics of Fuckery - Math Greeting Card
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a gratitude theme
      Thanks a Myelin! Greeting Card
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a snarky Psychologist Definition
      Psychologist Snarky Definition - Greeting Card
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a snarky Analyst Definition
      Analyst Snarky Definition - Greeting Card
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      This greeting card is green and says "freak in the sheets" with a symbol like excel.
      Freak in the Sheets (green) - Greeting Card
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      Ooh Spreadsheet! Greeting Card
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      Cat Flow Chart - Blank Greeting Card
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      thank you card with axolotl and pink text that says thanks alotl
      Thanks Alotl - Blank Greeting Card
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      fun greeting card with a picture of a tardiagrade and text that says you're tardi-great
      You are Tardi-Great! - Biology Greeting Card
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      No Flux Given - Blank Greeting Card
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      postcard with words Adams Morgan on a background of pink cherry blossoms
      Adams Morgan Cherry Blossom - Postcard
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      this chemistry greeting card has a lot of snark and spells out fluorine uranium carbon and potassium because their chemical symbols spell out the word FUCK
      Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium - Chemistry Greeting Card
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      Bunsen - Blank Greeting Card
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a snarky Geologist Definition
      Geologist Snarky Definition - Greeting Card
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      this green text based greeting card has a joke about theory and practice and how things in the lab don't ever work
      Theory and Practice in the Lab - Blank Greeting Card
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      this fathers day greeting card looks like the nasa meatball logo but says most awesome dad in the universe
      Awesome Dad - Blank Greeting Card
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      Image of a postcard with a scenic view of Washington, D.C. District of Columbia
      Washington Monument in Cherry Blossom Season - Postcard
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a congratulatory theme
      Nice Cleavage - Baby Congratulations Greeting Card
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      this math greeting card shows a mustard yellow colored depiction of the golden ratio and has text that says stay golden
      Golden Ratio - Blank Greeting Card
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      DC Cherry Blossom - Blank Greeting Card
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      Ova-Achiever - Greeting Card
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      cardiology greeting card with a picture of an anatomical heart that says my heart pumps 5-6 liters of blood for you every minute
      My Heart Pumps for You - Cardiology Greeting Card
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      have a nerdy birthday periodic table birthday card
      NErDy Birthday - Blank Greeting Card
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      Dead & Alive Cat Greeting Card
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      Image of a 4.13" x 5.83" greeting card with a snarky Nurse Definition
      Nurse Snarky Definition - Greeting Card
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      Back & Body Hurts - Blank Greeting Card
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      Study Your Gluteus Maximus Off - Blank Greeting Card
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