I Turn Coffee Into Psych Reports - Classic Dad Hat
I Turn Coffee Into Psych Reports - Classic Dad Hat
I Turn Coffee Into Psych Reports - Classic Dad Hat
I Turn Coffee Into Psych Reports - Classic Dad Hat
I Turn Coffee Into Psych Reports - Classic Dad Hat
I Turn Coffee Into Psych Reports - Classic Dad Hat
I Turn Coffee Into Psych Reports - Classic Dad Hat
I Turn Coffee Into Psych Reports - Classic Dad Hat

I Turn Coffee Into Psych Reports - Classic Dad Hat

Regular price$38.99
/
Color
Size

  • In stock, ready to ship
  • Inventory on the way

Caffeine: The Real Research Assistant

Psychology is a deep dive into the human mind, but let’s be honest—your brain only functions because of a steady IV drip of caffeine. This dad hat proudly declares what every psychologist, researcher, and grad student already knows: without coffee, those psych reports would just be a series of existential crises and blank Word documents.

Whether you're analyzing behavior, running stats, or desperately trying to format your citations before the deadline, this hat has your back (or at least your head). Perfect for over-caffeinated academics, burnt-out therapists, and anyone who’s ever used a double espresso as a coping mechanism.

Wear it to the lab, the office, or your favorite coffee shop—just don’t let anyone actually analyze your caffeine dependency. ☕📊🧠

.: 100% cotton
.: Closure: Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
.: Sewn-in label
.: Brand sticker on the visor

This site is protected by hCaptcha and the hCaptcha Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.


About Us

Because Science is a love letter to all things STEM, particularly the fusion of art and science. A lot of the products you’ll find here and in our shop are handmade in our very own design lab, while some are the brainchild of other creators. We celebrate it all because science literally makes the world go ‘round.

Learn More About Us

Recently viewed