Look, we get it—some people out there think the Earth is flatter than a day-old soda. But for those of us who trust, you know, basic physics, this dad hat is the perfect way to give a subtle (or not-so-subtle) nod to reality.
Featuring the words "Not Flat" embroidered proudly on the front, this hat is a stylish and sciency way to remind folks that gravity, satellite imagery, and every single airline pilot aren't just making things up. Whether you're shielding your eyes from the curved horizon or just looking for an everyday hat that pairs well with intelligence, this one’s for you.
Perfect for science lovers, space nerds, and anyone who’s ever watched a ship disappear over the horizon. Stay cool, stay informed, and keep spreading the truth—one curved brim at a time.
.: 100% cotton
.: Closure: Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
.: Sewn-in label
.: Brand sticker on the visor